More Author-on-Author Insults
Robert Louis Stevenson on Walt Whitman:“…like a large shaggy dog just unchained scouring the beaches of the world and baying at the moon.”
Vladimir Nabokov on Joseph Conrad:"I cannot abide Conrad’s souvenir shop style and bottled ships and shell necklaces of romanticist cliches.”
Charles Baudelaire on Voltaire (1864):"I grow bored in France — and the main reason is that everybody here resembles Voltaire…the king of nincompoops, the prince of the superficial, the anti-artist, the spokesman of janitresses, the Father Gigone of the editors of Siecle.”
Vladimir Nabokov on Ernest Hemingway (1972):“As to Hemingway, I read him for the first time in the early ‘forties, something about bells, balls and bulls, and loathed it.”
D.H. Lawrence on Herman Melville (1923):“Nobody can be more clownish, more clumsy and sententiously in bad taste, than Herman Melville, even in a great book like ‘Moby Dick’….One wearies of the grand serieux. There’s something false about it. And that’s Melville. Oh dear, when the solemn ass brays! brays! brays!”
Evelyn Waugh on Marcel Proust (1948):“I am reading Proust for the first time. Very poor stuff. I think he was mentally defective.”

(Source: garretthedluhnd)

radbun:

radbun:

is there anyone in the west virginia area that would be willing to take in a young LGBT kid getting away from an abusive home for a few days while the legal shit gets worked out

please i really really really need help even if its just a signal boost this is me fucking begging ple ase

whatifigetbored:

stevesbuck:

captain america | crack!vid

this is literally the most perfect thing I have ever seen

cultofthepigeon:

Stacker “i dont know how child adoption laws work but i found this child so im keeping it no you may not take away this precious angel from above i will fight you for her motherfucker i will fight you with a giant robot fucking try me” Pentecost

(Source: lockelamoras)

spoopycreppydove:

"Are you staring at them?" "Yeah, dude, Charlie’s looking right at me."

#no but the Reynolds all expect people to pay tribute to them and Mac and Charlie want to bow to each other (via apathy-in-red)

(Source: smwinchestr)

(Source: apriki)

I will wait in my store, ladies, in the hope that one day soon you will come to me.

captainamericaisavirgin:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

okay, blackzephyrus, two things:

1. congratulations on being the embodiment of exactly what the original post was about.

2. you can absolutely hate people you’ve never met. for example, to my knowledge I have never met a Nazi, however I still manage to hate Nazis.

joegilgun:

it just annoys the shit out of me because when rory would stand up for amy and shout at the doctor everyone would be like “yeah!! fucking rory fuck yeah!!” but now that danny is doing it everyone is crying emotional abuse

and it’s made worse by the fact that all danny did was ask that he not be lied to

which is really… asking not to be abused emotionally

nothing that danny pink has done in his appearances to date constitutes anything that even remotely resembles abuse.

datfamilybusiness:

castielsbottledgrace:

jibblyuniverse:

Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born

No wonder they’re endangered.

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so to take this to its logical conclusion… if steve rogers had a lot more sex, bald eagles would no longer be endangered…